Ever want to switch your lj to a friends only just so you can get a banner?
P.S. Prank war with roommate? y/y?
I love waking up and getting fucked over 15 minutes into my day.
It's like 2 hours late, but Happy Hanukkah.
I hate feminism.
ETA: I'm writing an essay on the embodiment of antifeminism the Wife of Bath is (thus I'm pissed at everything collegic because it all winds down to feminism). And I wrote this and I'm turning it in, bitches:
"The reason people still pay so much attention to the status of feminism in the Canterbury Tales is because women aren’t allowed the right to be a sexual being. A woman like the Wife of Bath, who has married five times, must be promiscuous and only looking out for herself. What one needs to understand is that a woman sexually active and who looks after herself isn’t a bad thing and, if anything, is equality at work. Not to suggest that sex should mean nothing or even is a factor of equality, but it’s empowerment for a woman to be in the role the Wife of Bath is in."
I miss writing haikus.
I miss my glorious shoes.
I kinda just want to leave.
Anybody have money?
ETA: Went to see the Smashing Pumpkins. Was badass. My review is dread pirate nurses are here to shave your pubes.
So I managed to actually break my foot. Can I get a COCK?
And I'm on vicodin... Can I get a HIPPOPOTAMUS?
Holy COCK, I managed to spell hippopotamus right the first time!
So, I just looked at my clock and it was 3:45, looked up a few minutes later... 2:48.
Oh, real fucking funny universe. Now I don't really get that extra hour.
Just, cock it. Set back your clocks, yo.
Edit: I didn't just smile at the irony that "I'll Be OK" (a Sondre song) was playing when I just said even listening to him can't make me happy. Because then I couldn't really be pissed, and thus that's not what I just did.
Number one reason to love Supernatural other then the obvious gay relationship between brothers to leave you a bit damp in a region:
There are no stupid Iris videos nor is Iris on any fanmixes.
On other news, foot's still fucked, going to doctor again on Monday. Rocky is for the kids. And no matter how you say it, "I was listening to some Jew" always comes out not like you mean it.